The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.