The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.