The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
81%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.