The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Brown gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.