The Snap Count Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.