The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Brown loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
83%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.