The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.