The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.