The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.