The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Brown gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.