The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Brown will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.