The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.