The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase Brown
Chase Brown · CIN · RB
“Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Brown gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
84%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Brown, Brown, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.