The Phantom Holding Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dike was due a breakout.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.