The Dropped Pass Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dike finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dike's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.