The Inch-Short Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dike scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.