The Late Scratch Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Dike, that's a flag." Dike: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dike gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.