The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Dike scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.