The Inch-Short Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dike was due a breakout.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dike will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.