The Snap Count Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Dike's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dike's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.