The Snap Count Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- The broadcast shows Dike on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dike gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.