The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Dike scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
88%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.