The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dike is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dike's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.