The Phantom Flag Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“The QB looks at Dike exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dike finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.