The Late Scratch Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dike tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.