The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Dike runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dike, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.