The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Dike's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dike was due a breakout.
84%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dike's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.