The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Dike scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
90%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.