The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dike's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dike is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.