The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Dike goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.