The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Dike drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dike's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.