The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- A mysterious flag erases Dike's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dike drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.