The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Dike sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.