The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dike tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.