The Butter-Finger Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
82%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.