The Snap Count Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Dike is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
86%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.