The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dike is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
91%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dike's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.