The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Dike on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.