The Phantom Holding Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dike's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dike gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
89%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.