The Phantom Flag Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dike scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Dike scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.