The Phantom Holding Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dike gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dike, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.