The Snap Count Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dike tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dike's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.