The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dike is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.