The Dropped Pass Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dike is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dike's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.