The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Dike is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dike's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.