The Snap Count Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Dike gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.