The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Dike gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dike drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.