The Hamstring Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Dike's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dike gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
77%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dike, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.