The Phantom Flag Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dike's stadium. Only over Dike.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dike is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dike's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.