The Phantom Flag Hex of Chimere Dike
Chimere Dike · TEN · WR
“Dike's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dike's week
- Dike is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dike's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Dike was due a breakout.
85%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Dike, Dike, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chimere Dike in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chimere Dike is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chimere Dike actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.